Armchair archaeologi$t, ber$erk debater,$elf appointed drunken forum moderator... a little $arca$tic... $ome folks might say I'm an a$$hole... I've $pent mo$t of my life re$earching the "Thong Theory" and I'm expecting a big breakthrough in the near future that will lay bare the "$ecret$ of thongativity" and technically $peaking that will make me "The King of Thong" or "King Thong"... if we shorten the title....